Celebrity Stoners - Hollywood Celebrity News

 James Franco and Seth Rogen



There's a reason that James Franco is squinting in almost every picture you see (and I see many). Seth Rogen is stoned in every movie that you see, so he's on this list as a representative for Team Apatow (which is its own particular subset of stoner).





Paris Hilton



Paris has been downgraded enough that these photos make me kind of nostalgic, like a trip back to a sunny time in the mid-2000s when banks had money and Sidekicks were new and everyone listened to the Postal Service. I imagine Paris still smokes a lot now, though.





 Charlize Theron



Charlize is the winner of the Craftiest Stoner prize (which is a hand-knitted pot leaf scarf tailored to fit her Oscar. I had some time.)!





Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson



See that little baggy sticking out from Woody's pillow? Indeed. He's also guilty by association thanks to known stoner and sad clown Owen Wilson.





Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston



The perennial “Stoned Celebrity” winners apparently only lasted as long as they did because of the weed. I feel like Jen's incisive “That was uncool” comment was also the product of a little coping mechanism.





Snoop Dogg



Obligatory.





Willie Nelson (and Stash)



See: Snoop Dog





 Kristen Stewart



So Kristen (who is the star of Twilight, if you were unaware) gets a lot of crap for being terrible in interviews and a generally apathetic, ungrateful bitch. Really, she is just very high and has annoying MTV people yapping at her all the time. Give her a break.





Michael Phelps



America's Greatest Olympian and Un-Savviest Spokeperson, Michael is also an excellent educator when it comes to Roor bongs, which I had never heard of.





Ron Paul



This picture is so much happier when you see it as a pro-legalization politician enjoying the fruits of his labors.





Lily Allen



Who doesn't want to get stoned with Lily Allen and dress up in furry costumes ? Am I right?